Behold: TravelingStache.com’s first annual* ‘Stachey Gift Guide, filled with mustaches great and mustaches small (and mustaches bizarre), to add a whiskery smile to all the ’stache lovers on your list.

Are you ready for this?

Go go gadget a very ’stachey holiday:

Mustache Teacup with Saucer by Bread & Badger

Mini Moustache Necklace by Wicked Minky

Handlebar Moustache Pocket Pillow by Sew Lucky Girl

Two Mustache Pint Glasses by Bread & Badger

(I actually own these, thanks! to Jen.)

Handlebar Mustache Tee by Locomotive

Mustache Hankie by Avril Loreti

Mustache Crayons (set of 5) by Chase Dreams

Stylish Mustaches (see also: a mustache for every day of the week) by Urban Outfitters

Beard Full of Love by Laura George

Moustache Bandages by Urban Outfitters

Just Under Your Nose Ring by Melanie Favreau

Mustachios by Laura George

Mirror Mustaches, Set of 4 Decals by Sprocket Box

Mustache Undies by Undies

Mustache Ring by Lsette

Moustache Pencil Set by The Curiosity Shoppe

Moustache Salt & Pepper Shaker by Paperdoll Woodshop

Mustache Friend With Bird by Laura George

And what ’stachey gift guide would be complete without this old chap?

Edgar Allan Poe by Autumn and Eve

(Whom we shall, in the spirit of (mustaches and) the holiday season, forgive for misspelling Mr. Poe’s middle name in the original listing.)

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good ’stache.

*That was for you, Rhi. I couldn’t stop myself.