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Matt & Brian showcase their best apartment-warming ’staches.

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Timber dons his second ’stache of the evening while Len rocks a Peaceful ‘Stache.

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Two friends + two pair of purple tights + two felt mustaches = the perfect ’80s party pairing.

(Photo by Chris Jernigan.)

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Member’s Only jackets are to felt mustaches like peanut butter is to jelly.

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George and Nilsa don’t really care about basketball, but they are newfound fans of the ’stache.

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Number of bartenders at The Bulldog who asked if they could keep the ’stache after taking pictures with it? 3.

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This is Token, one of five bartenders at The Bulldog. He teased us about the ’staches and then insisted in getting his picture taken with one. He also asked if he could keep it. And then proceeded to run around the bar with the ’stache on his finger. CONVERTED.

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Alexis rocks the ’stache after a set of Cooter Brown’s meat pies.

(That’s what she said.)

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Beth doesn’t believe less is more when it comes to felt mustaches.

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Eric, Jill, and Cayly get the ’stache party started in true Portland style.

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Eric shows us just how fake menacing a fake mustache can be.

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Mark & Ashley are bringing sexy back, ’80s high school dance style.